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By Horatio Hellpop (Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 03:52:39 AM EST) (all tags)

DAY 10:

As I feared in yesterday's edition, the only question asked of $CLUELESS_SUBSTITUTE was "Hey, do you know how to get Word 2007 to stop $ANNOYING_DEFAULT_BEHAVIOR?" and it was asked by yours truly.

I was interrupted every 2.5 minutes, for the entire God-damned day, for gems such as "What's landscape printing?" and "I pressed ALT-PRT SCR, now what do I do?".

JUST ONE OF THE GALS QOTD THAT I BUMBLED IN TO:
"...and when I got my shot (ed. -later determined to be Depo) the blood shut off like a dang faucet! Oh! Horatio's here! Sorry!"

Kinda killed my early morning Maple Bar experience.
This is gonna be a very long year.

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Editorial Comment: by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #1 Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 04:33:08 AM EST

Apologies to the reader, but I overlooked an error in the above entry.
The word shut, in the fourth sentence from the bottom, should read shutted.

For reals.

Again, sorry for any confusion my error may have caused.

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here

For the reals? by blixco (4.00 / 1) #2 Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 09:23:55 AM EST

Or for the make believe?
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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: Dang, I did it again. by Horatio Hellpop (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 02:12:51 PM EST

Please substitute realz for reals in the above anecdote.
"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here
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It's not like HH is an internet expert on female by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #3 Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 10:41:58 AM EST

plumbing or anything.

Forgot to include a comment. by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 02:23:06 PM EST

Seems that non-editors cannot edit stories any more.

So, the most important point I forgot to mention was that I came up with an essay topic and banged out a rough draft, final copy due on Monday.

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here

I think it's a matter of being in the cabal by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #6 Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 02:55:51 PM EST

because I'm no editor.

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: You're a space station? [nt] by debacle (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Oct 01, 2007 at 11:03:04 PM EST

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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Birth Control by debacle (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Oct 01, 2007 at 11:03:34 PM EST

I just don't understand. Thank Gourd, I never will.

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

Well, in this case... by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Oct 02, 2007 at 12:30:00 AM EST

she received a dose of hormones, in a liquid suspension, which over-rode the signals produced by the glands of her reproductive system; which, in turn, canceled her ovulatory process.

I'd go into greater detail, but I don't have a vag.

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here
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: Not quite what I don't understand by debacle (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Oct 02, 2007 at 09:13:28 AM EST

For a married man, I think I understand hormones pretty well, IYKWIM.
"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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