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By theantix (Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 09:47:12 PM EST) THINGS THAT TOTALLY FRIGGING SUCK, theantix was here (all tags)
Let me tell you about a friend of mine, we'll call him The A to protect his privacy.  No scratch that, let's call him T. Antix instead.  For the sake of hypothetical thinking, let's assume that T. Antix and his wife P. Simmon have a honeymoon trip coming up in beautiful sunny Los Cabos, MX.  Let's say that a hurricane was about to hit this town, approximately Friday night or early Saturday morning.  Totally hypothetically, let's pretend that this anonymous person T. Antix has a flight scheduled into Los Cabos on Saturday afternoon.

Inside:  more hypothetical posturing, then a question



So if you recall from the intro, this totally hypothetical person (who is by no means a reference to myself) is scheduled to fly into the town shortly after a hurricane is going to hit.  The airline that my friend T. Antix is with, Alaska Airlines, has canceled flights for Friday but has not yet canceled his flight for Saturday.  Though they have offered to refund flight costs for us if we choose to.

The main variables:

FLIGHT: cancelled/not cancelled
HOTEL: would refund/would not refund

According to some news reports the town is being evacuated.  If the hotel is open and refuses to refund our paid funds, should we fly in?    If Air Alaska will not fly, we could try reschedule us for a later flight say on Sunday or Monday?  (We return on the following Saturday).  I am not certain how stupid of an idea this is, or how plausible it would be that the town or hotel would be in any condition to receive tourists so shortly after the hurricane hits.

If the flight is cancelled:
  If Alaska can reschedule for Sunday or monday:
    If the hotel will refund:
      (A) Should we still go?
    Else hotel will not refund:
      (B) Should we still go?
  Else Alaska cannot reschedule:
    We cannot go.
Else flight is not cancelled:
  If the hotel will refund:
    (C) Should we still go?
  Else hotel will not refund:
    (D) Should we still go?
End if.

Your thoughts on these four scenarios would be greatly appreciated by my friend T. Antix who totally is not me.  Say in a comment please or else vote

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If it's bad by debacle (4.00 / 3) #1 Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 10:02:41 PM EST
You will not be able to drink anything for your entire stay, more than likely.

Is it a chain hotel? Does the owner live in the US? Is the web site hosted in the US or do they have a US office?

If so, you probably have good indication for a refund.

Regardless, I would suggest staying home.

I apologize for your vacationing inconveniences. I hear Las Vegas is a beautiful place to get married this time of year.


"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie



this is the hotel by theantix (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 10:10:42 PM EST
http://www.marinafiestaresort.com/

According to the person I talked to on the phone, most (but not all) of the hotels in the city were refunding, but she didn't know about that one specifically.
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I'm sorry, but your facts disagree with my opinion.
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Try Louisiana then. by greyshade (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 10:53:37 PM EST
They never stop drinking over here, and when the hurricanes come they drink more.

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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When we went to Cancun last Labor Day by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #3 Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 10:49:35 PM EST
I'm almost embarrassed to admit that we got "vacation insurance" on the package. I'm relieved to say we didn't have to use it, but we almost did.

Good luck my friend. It's a crap shoot either way.



yeh, I'm really kicking myself over that $70 by theantix (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 10:56:47 PM EST
But I figured, "hey, it's the pacific coast of mexico".  Didn't count on a frigging crossover.
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I'm sorry, but your facts disagree with my opinion.
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Obviously not a boyscout by debacle (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 12:04:08 AM EST
Or a ninja.


"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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Crossover? by lb008d (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 01:48:47 AM EST
The east pacific's been pretty active this hurricane season.

Bummer about your trip!!!

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my answer: by dr k (4.00 / 4) #7 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 01:01:34 AM EST
Send over one missionary with one cannibal. Have the missionary come back alone.
Then send over two cannibals, and have one return.
Then two missionaries, and a missionary and a cannibal return.
The remaining missionaries go over, and a lone cannibal returns.
You now how three missionaries across the river, and moving the cannibals is trivial.

:| :| :| :| :|



PLOT TWIST by theantix (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 02:09:00 AM EST
It turns out that the missionaries are also cannibals, and they all live happily ever after eating each other.
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Do you by blixco (4.00 / 2) #10 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 08:06:29 AM EST
like rain and panic in countries that don't speak your language?

If it were me, solo?  I'd be there tying myself to a tree near the beach.  If it were me with doctor wife?  I'd be sitting in sweltering Austin, and fuck 'em if they keep the money.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco


Hmmm by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 09:18:35 AM EST
Well the airline will do your friend rightous.  That I wouldn't worry about.

As to the hotel, if they stick it up your friend's ass and tell him that he has to come anyway, then have your friend call the credit card company and reverse the charges. 

Tell your friend to not be an idiot and follow these simple rules:

1.  Don't go where a hurricane is going to be.
2.  Don't go where there was just a hurricane.

It not like your friend would have any fun there, with the debris, injured people and aid workers and all.

I am kind of agast that your friend is even considering this.

Gedvondur
"I don't have enough middle fingers to communicate my feelings to you." --clover kicker


Is your friend Canadian? by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 12:16:55 PM EST
Just tell him the secret we American's know, if it's not going his way, or they Mexican pretend they don't understand, just start talking louder and louder until you're yelling, and interject stuff like "that's not how we do stuff in the US of A".

It's like a magical incantation.




Don't worry by theantix (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 01:44:43 PM EST
You know how when American hippies go abroad they pretend to be Canadian to reduce the assumption they are assholes?  When Canadian assholes go abroad they pretend to be American (in the manner you suggest) so as to not damage the international reputation of our beloved home country.
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I'm sorry, but your facts disagree with my opinion.
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Cool, do you need some racial invectives? by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #14 Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 01:52:10 PM EST
I'm sure you're fine with Inuits and Abos, but how about those brown skinned sorts.


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